TWO OF MRS. CLAUS’ NEW YEARS RESOLUTIONS FOR 2013!
November 1, 2012 · Filed under Controversial/Taboo, Holiday/Special Occasions, Humor & Funny Things, Sex · Tagged 666, 69, Christmas, Christmas Carol, Clitoral Stimulator, Dirty, Frankincense & Myrrh, Funny, Happy New Year, Holiday, Holiday & Special Occasions, Hot Beef Injection, Hot Cross Buns, Humor, Kris Kringle, Lent, LOL, Meat, Merry Christmas, Mrs. Claus, Naughty, New Year's Resolutions, Penis, Raunchy, Santa, Santa Claus, Season, Sex, Sing, Snot-Nosed Brats, Vibrator, Xmas
(Mrs. Claus’ New Year’s Resolution 1!)
-Offer to perform 69 with Santa in lieu of having to sing 1 more goddamn’ Christmas carol to 666 snot-nosed fucking brats on Christmas eve.
AND
(Mrs. Claus’ New Year’s Resolution 2!)
-Use my hot cross buns vibrator with the frankincense & myrrh clitoral stimulator only during Lent so that way I won’t have to give up “meat” altogether because lord knows I ain’t gettin’ any from Santa.
ANYHOO, MERRY CHRISTMAS & HAPPY NEW YEAR, FOLKS!
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