BEFORE YOU HEAD OFF TO YOUR LOCAL KROGER’S, A&P OR PIGGLY WIGGLY, IT’S GROCERY STORE HUMOR TIME!


NecessitiesTotallySuckItis is a painful temporary swelling of the face and vocal cords triggered by a traumatic trip to the grocery store. It is usually caused when an individual buys all of the things on their list at the grocery store but once everything is rung up in the checkout lane the individual discovers that he or she doesn’t have enough money to buy everything so they have to put a couple of important items back like the cheesecake, pizza and beer and keep the stupid-ass things like the toilet paper, shampoo and toothpaste thereby making the individual so mad that he or she loudly exclaims right in the damn store that necessities totally suck in an extremely hoarse voice.

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    It’s nearly impossible to find educated people in this particular subject, but you sound like you know what you’re talking about!
    Thanks


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