STAR WARS & COLT 45 TRIBUTE SONG!


(Verse 1)

-Marshmallow peep this out,
-Fly-ass brother with Wookiee to the rescue in interstellar route!

(Chorus)

-So, brothers & sisters, raise your glasses high, but not before you give me five, four times,
-For the almighty, Star Wars & Colt 45!

(Verse 2)

-On film his name is Lando Calrissian and he don’t dig no carbonite freeze,
-And in real life his name is Billy Dee Williams and when it comes to the ladies he ain’t scared of no competition, negro please!

(Chorus)

-So, brothers & sisters, raise your glasses high, but not before you give me five, four times,
-For the almighty, Star Wars & Colt 45!

(Verse 3)

-When Matthew McConaughey says, “Alright, Alright, Alright” all Dazed & Confused like, quite frankly it sounds quite rad,
-But when Billy Dee Williams says, “Alright, Alright, Alright” all up in the Star Wars Empire Strikes Back galaxy he takes that shizit to another level that is bow down bitches, superbad!

(Chorus)

-So, brothers & sisters, raise your glasses high, but not before you give me five, four times,
-For the almighty, Star Wars & Colt 45!

(Verse 4)

-But of course, when the geniuses at Colt 45 decided to team up with the pretty-ass mustached brother whose favorite weapon of choice intergalactically is the holdout blaster,
-Bam, Colt 45 proved once and for all when it comes to marketing a product they are the undisputed master!

(Chorus)

-So, brothers & sisters, raise your glasses high, but not before you give me five, four times,
-For the almighty, Star Wars & Colt 45!

(Verse 5)

-Open your eyes and recognize that Colt 45 made ground breaking history by having Billy Dee Williams in their commercials, y’all Colt 45 boldly told the malt liquor industry to wake the hell up Rip Van Winkle,
-And alot of people in kind responded with a whole lotta’ foldable green crinkle and silver and copper tinkle!

(Chorus)

-So, brothers & sisters, raise your glasses high, but not before you give me five, four times,
-For the almighty, Star Wars & Colt 45!

(Verse 6)

-So, Star Wars & Colt 45!
-Ladies sure as hell won’t be singin’ no blues!
-And Gentlemen sure as hell won’t be seein’ Mahogany red!
-Cause’ baby instead ……………
-We all will be saluting you for being smart enough to hire Billy Dee!
-And for that Star Wars & Colt 45, let us give you five, four times and forever thank the hell out of thee and the entire galaxy!

(Chorus)

-So, brothers & sisters, raise your glasses high, one last time, but not before you give me five, four times,
-For the almighty, Star Wars, Billy Dee Williams & Colt 45!

I LOVE ALL THREE!

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SELFIE!


This is a song that I wrote about the here to stay, selfie craze.

First “Drop The Mic” Verse:

1. Ain’t gonna’ lie seriously,
2. Don’t like peeps hatin’ on me,
3. Just cuz I post pics continuously,
4. Chin up, cuz i’m a tough empire-style cookie,
5. And I do whatever the hell that makes me happy,
6. And that’s taking and posting many a selfie,
7. So what if I wanna’ show off my smokin’ hot body,
8. That bitch, Kim Kardashian ain’t got a damn thing on me,
9. Restaurants, trips, my new car, I paid a hefty fee (and got some of it, I will admit, scott free),
10. And now all of my followers on social media get to see my pics and envy the hell outta’ me,
11. It’s such a rush, the likes, the retweets, breaking the internet I one day clearly see,
12. Call me insecure or vain cuz I love this sort of attention, go ahead and spill the damn tea,
13. Say the selfie is nothing but a foolish tool of vanity,
14. Maybe it is to some but there is no way in hell that’s gonna’ stop fearless me,
15. From taking and posting many a selfie,
16. Millennium, yippee!

Last “Drop The Mic” Verse:

1. So to all of you haters out there,
2. Judgmental-ass noses all up in the air,
3. Takes alot of courage to lay your shit totally butt-ass bare,
4. So if you don’t like my pics I don’t really care,
5. Noone’s asking you to look, like or share,
6. So find yourself another website to fix your disapproving stare,
7. Cuz there are alot of other people who like my pics, just to be fair,
8. So there!
9. Take a moment to mentally prepare,
10. You might also want to sit your ass down in the nearest chair,
11. Before I tell you to kiss my well endowed derriere,
12. You choose cuz both of my butt cheeks are a fabulous pair,
13. Baby, no sweat, i’m gonna’ brush this shit off and not make it too big of an affair,
14. I don’t give in to peer pressure cuz i’m strong and don’t easily scare,
15. Like I said before, I gotta’ do what makes me personally happy,
16. And baby, that’s taking and posting many a selfie!

 

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ELECTION 2016, WHAT WILL YOU BE? A SONG WRITTEN BY TINA KNOWLEDGEABLE PEDEN


Verse 1:

-Ted Cruz was the first one to break his presidential run cherry,
-Rest in peace, “Bitch, set me up”, former D.C. Mayor Marion Barry,
-Don’t ya’ll think Monica Lewinsky’s 2015 comeback is precursor-ass scary,
-On no, Election 2016, i’m starting to feel a little bit wary,
-Oh Election 2016, I need some alka seltzer, Jesus, Joseph and Mary!

Chorus:

-Oh Election 2016, what will you be,
-A lovely lady or debonair gentlemen to me,
-Oh Election 2016, what will you be,
-Will you love or totally bitch slap the hell outta’ me,
-Election 2016, to put it former Governor of California Arnold Schwarzenegger bluntly,
-Will you Frank and Claire Underwood totally fuck the shit out of me,
-Oh Election 2016, please please tell me,
-Just what in the hell will you be,
-All this not knowing is driving me absolutely crazy,
-Hey, I just can’t wait till Tuesday, November 8, 2016 baby,
-When the answer to my question will be revealed at last, finally!

Verse 2:

-My fellow Americans if Hilary is elected her husband will fuck every intern in the White House, he likes em’ young, baby,
-My fellow Americans if any Republican is elected they will give more tax breaks to the ultra rich like the Koch brothers, loud-ass carbonated burp, honey,
-Oh shut up liberal and leave Bristol Palin and other unqualified politician’s youngin’s be,
-Go suck an egg conservative before spending some of that leftover pocketed super pac money,
-Ahhh, Election 2016, the mudslinging goal, make your political opponent look like one hell of a pussy!

Chorus:

-Oh Election 2016, what will you be,
-A lovely lady or debonair gentlemen to me,
-Oh Election 2016, what will you be,
-Will you love or totally bitch slap the hell outta’ me,
-Election 2016, to put it former Governor of California Arnold Schwarzenegger bluntly,
-Will you Frank and Claire Underwood totally fuck the shit out of me,
-Oh Election 2016, please please tell me,
-Just what in the hell will you be,
-All this not knowing is driving me absolutely crazy,
-Hey, I just can’t wait till Tuesday, November 8, 2016 baby,
-When the answer to my question will be revealed at last, finally!

Verse 3:

-Racism, poverty, immigration, usually not problems facing the tea party,
-Democrats in regards to these problems aren’t exactly Mother Teresa saintly,
-Oh fair candidate, oh dark candidate, we oh so need you to help us fix problems like these urgently,
-Show yourself gallant sir or bewitching maiden and lead us to economic and social prosperity,
-Election 2016 candidates, show us you really care, not Obamacare, oh so swiftly!

Chorus:

-Oh Election 2016, what will you be,
-A lovely lady or debonair gentlemen to me,
-Oh Election 2016, what will you be,
-Will you love or totally bitch slap the hell outta’ me,
-Election 2016, to put it former Governor of California Arnold Schwarzenegger bluntly,
-Will you Frank and Claire Underwood totally fuck the shit out of me,
-Oh Election 2016, please please tell me,
-Just what in the hell will you be,
-All this not knowing is driving me absolutely crazy,
-Hey, I just can’t wait till Tuesday, November 8, 2016 baby,
-When the answer to my question will be revealed at last, finally!

Verse 4:

-Candidates, try not to Aaron Schock us by spending taxpayer money ala Downton Abbey,
-Or wiping your email server clean when you are not supposed to ala Clinton Hillary,
-Stop all the bullshit and fulfill all your campaign promises to your constituency,
-Bring back honor to politics and end the stereotypical rhetoric about politicians asap,
-Then you will see more people turning out to vote in elections incessantly! (Whoopee)

Chorus:

-Oh Election 2016, what will you be,
-A lovely lady or debonair gentlemen to me,
-Oh Election 2016, what will you be,
-Will you love or totally bitch slap the hell outta’ me,
-Election 2016, to put it former Governor of California Arnold Schwarzenegger bluntly,
-Will you Frank and Claire Underwood totally fuck the shit out of me,
-Oh Election 2016, please please tell me,
-Just what in the hell will you be,
-All this not knowing is driving me absolutely crazy,
-Hey, I just can’t wait till Tuesday, November 8, 2016 baby,
-When the answer to my question will be revealed at last, finally!

Verse 5:

-So Republicans, rush rush to the polls and do the Limbaugh baby,
-And Democrats hurry hurry to the polls and honor the Kennedy legacy,
-And if you like to masturbate, go out and vote Independently,
-Whatever gets you off, just make your voice heard great sex loudly,
-But most of all, American red, white and blue star spangled proudly!

Chorus:

-Oh Election 2016, what will you be,
-A lovely lady or debonair gentlemen to me,
-Oh Election 2016, what will you be,
-Will you love or totally bitch slap the hell outta’ me,
-Election 2016, to put it former Governor of California Arnold Schwarzenegger bluntly,
-Will you Frank and Claire Underwood totally fuck the shit out of me,
-Oh Election 2016, please please tell me,
-Just what in the hell will you be,
-All this not knowing is driving me absolutely crazy,
-Hey, I just can’t wait till Tuesday, November 8, 2016 baby,
-When the answer to my question will be revealed at last, finally!

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IN THE GOD CLUB!


(Verse 1)
-Come and join
-Give a coin
-Praise the lord
-Salvation’s the reward

(Chorus)
-In the God club, you’re in
-Cleanse the soul of many a sin
-Gain a new family who wants you to win
-Learn bout Jesus, fish, loaves and wine, sorry no gin
-The church gives you a chance to start over, be born again
-Amen, hallelujah, i’m ready, so let the baptism and my new spiritual life begin

(Verse 2)
-Bible study
-Bring a buddy
-Priest in black
-Confessional yak

(Chorus)

(Verse 3)
-Christmas mass
-Beautiful stained glass
-Birthday Jesus
-Joyous day pleases us

(Chorus)

(Verse 4)
-It’s okay if you’re not a sweetie
-Remorse and change absolutely must be
-We all have in life crosses to bear
-I will do my best to overcome them oh God, I swear

(Chorus)

(Verse 5)
-Now that I am a God club member I will pray
-Diligently serve you by doing good everyday
-Forgive me God for the past, today hear my new voice
-Hooray, I am now a christian, it’s time for me to rejoice

(Chorus)

Amen

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HEY OBAMA, BOEHNER, THE SENATE, THE HOUSE AND ALL YOU OTHER USELESS-ASS POLITICIANS, THIS ONE’S FOR YOU!


TIRED OF WAITIN’ ON HAPPINESS!

(Verse 1)

-I work hard all day,
-For crappy pay,
-Everyday to the lord I constantly pray,
-That one day things will finally go my way,
-But until then I have to sadly say,

(Chorus)

-Tired of waitin’ on happiness,
-I just want my chance,
-I don’t ever wanna’ hear the word, delay,
-If I do, someone’s gonna pay,
-Just want all the bad the hell outta’ my life,
-My heart’s had enough strife,
-I want a little happiness and I want it now,
-And I don’t give a damn exactly how,
-So tired,
-Of waitin’ on happiness,
-Yeah!

(Verse 2)

-Kids, job, life and grocery bills,
-Tears flowin’ down my cheeks at the window sill,
-Oh dear, Jesus, I just want to laugh and smile,
-Can’t cause’ my stomach’s filled with worry and bile,
-Please god can you just give me a break for a while,

(Chorus)

-Tired of waitin’ on happiness,
-I just want my chance,
-I don’t ever wanna’ hear the word, delay,
-If I do, someone’s gonna pay,
-Just want all the bad the hell outta’ my life,
-My heart’s had enough strife,
-I want a little happiness and I want it now,
-And I don’t give a damn exactly how,
-So tired,
-Of waitin’ on happiness,
-Yeah!

(Verse 3)

-I know it’s tough but i’m a fighter and will plow through,
-Sink or swim, no choice what this survivor is gonna’ do,
-I’m a good person and deserve only the best,
-Till I get the happiness I deserve, not gonna’ rest,
-But my heart tells me you’ll get it baby this is only a test,
-Be patient, happiness for you won’t be a life long quest,
-But in the meantime, vent all you want, be my guest,

(Chorus)

-Tired of waitin’ on happiness,
-I just want my chance,
-I don’t ever wanna’ hear the word, delay,
-If I do, someone’s gonna pay,
-Just want all the bad the hell outta’ my life,
-My heart’s had enough strife,
-I want a little happiness and I want it now,
-And I don’t give a damn exactly how,
-So tired,
-Of waitin’ on happiness,
-Yeah!

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MAKE IT RAIN, BABY! (A SONG WRITTEN BY TINA “KNOWLEDGEABLE” PEDEN)


(A club anthem for all of the rappers in the world!)

 

-Make it rain, baby,

-Ooooh,

-Rappers, king of clubland,

-Make it rain, baby,

-Ooooh,

-Champagne in their hand,

-Make it rain, baby,

-Ooooh,

-Surrounded by entourage with contraband,

-Make it rain, baby,

-Ooooh,

-Big booty’s bouncin’ to music of the houseband,

-Make it rain, baby,

-Ooooh,

-Clothes, grillz and jewelry all blinged out including timberlands,

-Make it rain, baby,

-Ooooh,

-Fat stacks of cash thrown in air, flutter, then they land,

-Make it rain, baby,

-Ooooh,

-Patrons yell excitedly, “That’s fifty grand!”

-Make it rain, baby,

-Ooooh,

-Strippers fill up money in their g-string waistbands,

-Make it rain, baby,

-Ooooh,

-Other staffers also take home a thousand,

-Make it rain, baby,

-Ooooh,

-Rapper’s perform hit songs at mic stand,

-Make it rain, baby,

-Ooooh,

-Crowd goes wild, club looks like a multi-colored wasteland,

-Make it rain, baby,

-Ooooh,

-I’m the best damn rapper in the world, ya’ll better recognize and understand,

-Make it rain, baby,

-Ooooh,

-Later, sex with strippers who can do many a handstand,

-Make it rain, baby,

-Ooooh,

-V.I.P. private parties that cater to a rapper’s every demand,

-Make it rain, baby,

-Ooooh,

-Jealous fools in the club insult and try to reprimand,

-Make it rain, baby,

-Ooooh,

-Posse carries rapper’s swag to the limo featuring only the best name brands,

-Make it rain, baby,

-Ooooh,

-So many damn perks can’t even count on twenty hands,

-Make it rain, baby,

-Ooooh,Se

-Rappin’s the best damn job in the world it’s like a modern day wonderland,

-So make it rain, baby,

-Make it rain, baby,

-Make it rain, baby,

-Make it rain, baby,

-Make it rain, baby,

-Make it rain, baby,

(Fade out)

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THE SUCCESSFUL SONGWRITER’S MOTTO!


-It could be the dumbest song in the world,
-Who the hell cares,
-Just as long as you get off your butt and write it,
-Just as long as you pour your heart and soul into it,
-Just as long as you personally like it,
-It don’t have to be rocket science honey,
-Now put your Sara Bareilles “Brave” underwear on and put it out there,
-And you never know,
-One person out there may really vibe with it,
-And another one out there may actually even buy it,
-But even if the public don’t buy your hardworked on song,
-Remember you did everything right and not a damn thing wrong,
-You accomplished something alot of others couldn’t which is you wrote a song,
-And whether you did it sober or sucking on a Denver Colorado marijuana bong,
-Girl or boy, you are so strong,
-And you have one big fucking dong,
-So honey do a twirl and move along,
-And write your next hit, bomb, brilliant or crappy-ass next song!

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