I WONDER WHAT KINDA’ SOAP DO THE PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATES USE TO GET RID OF THE STENCH FROM A LONG HARD DAY?


After a long hard day of lying, faux-smiling and ass-kissing, I have always wondered one thing about the current presidential candidates.

What kind of soap do they use.

I know it ain’t a “rocket science” question but it’s certainly a relevant one.

I gotta’ keep it real!

I mean on days when they have actually been civil to their political opponents do they come home and shower the day away with a gentle-ass soap like Ivory Soap.

Or on other days when they have verbally beat the shit out their opponent all day long do they come home and shower the nasty-ass fecal matter day away with a powerful-ass soap like Lava.

Come on Barack, Mitt, Joe and Paul, leave a comment on my blog telling us what kind of soap that you guys use to get the stench of the day off of you!

Hey, inquiring and nosy-ass minds like us want to know!

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