IT’S HARD ON THE VIEWERS WHEN A GOOD-ASS TV SHOW, “JUMPS THE SHARK!” OH, FARK!


(CHORUS)

Just like when the tv show, Dexter, killed off sweet little Rita,

A pimp dressed up in a furcoat on Starsky and Hutch really pissed off animal rights group, PETA,

It’s hard on the viewers when a good-ass tv show, “jumps the shark,”

Because we feel like we’ve been stabbed in the back Miami Vice-style by a drugged out coked out narc!

Oh, fark!

(VERSE 1)

Goodbye, cry, cry, cry supporting or lead actor,

It’s all about the Nielsen’s baby, that’s the only factor,

Shock the hell out of the viewers and kill that character off and we’ll win sweeps week,

35 million viewers, omigod, yes, producer’s orgasm comes to a spermy sticky peak!

(CHORUS)

Just like when the tv show, Dexter, killed off sweet little Rita,

A pimp dressed up in a furcoat on Starsky and Hutch really pissed off animal rights group, PETA,

It’s hard on the viewers when a good-ass tv show, “jumps the shark,”

Because we feel like we’ve been stabbed in the back Miami Vice-style by a drugged out coked out narc!

Oh, fark!

(VERSE 2)

The Fonz, king of cool, what the fuck, water skiing in a leather jacket and swimming trunks,

Even though that episode got major ratings, there were no “happy days” because it really stunk,

Despite this fact, many a tv show didn’t learn a damn thing from this,

Because they keep remaking retro tv shows turning them into modern day horse piss!

(CHORUS)

Just like when the tv show, Dexter, killed off sweet little Rita,

A pimp dressed up in a furcoat on Starsky and Hutch really pissed off animal rights group, PETA,

It’s hard on the viewers when a good-ass tv show, “jumps the shark,”

Because we feel like we’ve been stabbed in the back Miami Vice-style by a drugged out coked out narc!

Oh, fark!

(VERSE 3)

Tv shows like Growing Pains and Family Ties brought out the cute little kid,

Bowl cuts with big innocent eyes behind their bangs they sweetly hid,

Remember viewers this pathetic move signifies that a show is in rapid decline,

Switch the channel or turn the tv off, give these producers a resounding sign!

(CHORUS)

Just like when the tv show, Dexter, killed off sweet little Rita,

A pimp dressed up in a furcoat on Starsky and Hutch really pissed off animal rights group, PETA,

It’s hard on the viewers when a good-ass tv show, “jumps the shark,”

Because we feel like we’ve been stabbed in the back Miami Vice-style by a drugged out coked out narc!

Oh, fark!

(VERSE 4)

Hey, nobody will notice if we replace one blonde for another or bring in some star power,

Goodbye Julie Benz and hello Julia Stiles faithful Dexter fans fervently glower,

Because you have just joined an endless number of tv shows that have “jumped the shark,”

An all time low, a disgraceful pop culture television benchmark!

Oh, fark!

(CHORUS)

Just like when the tv show, Dexter, killed off sweet little Rita,

A pimp dressed up in a furcoat on Starsky and Hutch really pissed off animal rights group, PETA,

It’s hard on the viewers when a good-ass tv show, “jumps the shark,”

Because we feel like we’ve been stabbed in the back Miami Vice-style by a drugged out coked out narc!

Oh, fark!

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