SING THE MESSY ASS TOOTHBRUSHERS SONG!


(VERSE 1)
Small dab of Colgate, huge dab of Crest,
Bad breath worst than a moldy-ass stinky bird’s nest,

(CHORUS)
Messy ass toothbrushers really are the best,
Annoying and gross, baby ain’t no contest,
So do me a favor and shutup about their mess all you tight-assed neat little pests!

(VERSE 2)
Huge globs of toothpaste left all over the damn floor,
Pepsodent on sale at the drugstore for $1.74,

(CHORUS)
Messy ass toothbrushers really are the best,
Annoying and gross, baby ain’t no contest,
So do me a favor and shutup about their mess all you tight-assed neat little pests!

(VERSE 3)
During hot nasty sex you have the choice to spit or swallow,
Messy ass toothbrushers and oral sex go together like Rocky Balboa and Creed Apollo,
But I must say one thing or I shall perish or in sadness forever wallow,
YO, ADRIAN!
God, I really love the Rocky movies, without them I would feel so empty and hollow,

(CHORUS)
Because messy ass toothbrushers really are the best,
Annoying and gross, baby ain’t no contest,
So do me a favor and shutup about their mess all you tight-assed neat little pests!

(VERSE 4)
Oh cleaning the saliva, oh cleaning the nasty-ass spit,
A fit, kit, hit, mitt, tit oh the writer of this song sure has spunk and lots of wit,

(CHORUS)
Because messy ass toothbrushers really are the best,
Annoying and gross, baby ain’t no contest,
So do me a favor and shutup about their mess all you tight-assed neat little pests!

(VERSE 5)
Hard, medium or soft, oh how a messy ass toothbrusher loves the bristle,
Teeth so sparkling white it makes a messy ass toothbrusher want to sing this song and whistle,

(CHORUS)
Because messy ass toothbrushers really are the best,
Annoying and gross, baby ain’t no contest,
So do me a favor and shutup about their mess all you tight-assed neat little pests!

(VERSE 6)
Oh feels so good, a song about messy ass toothbrushers was way overdue,
Raise a Dixie Cup to them, then rinse your mouth out and spit out all of the goo,

(CHORUS)
Because messy ass toothbrushers really are the best,
Annoying and gross, baby ain’t no contest,
So do me a favor and shutup about their mess all you tight-assed neat little pests!

MESSY ASS TOOTHBRUSHERS AND ELVIS HAVE LEFT THE BUILDING!

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