TINA “KNOWLEDGEABLE” PEDEN’S POP CULTURE DICTIONARY (VOLUME 4) WHAT IS GHETTO LIPGLOSS?


(Definition) Ghetto Lipgloss is a slang word for Vaseline Petroleum Jelly. It is often purchased by females and a couple of heterosexual guys who are too broke-ass or cannot afford to buy regular lipgloss or lipstick. It basically does the same thing regular lipgloss does such as providing a little shine and color to the lips but for a fraction of the cost.

I will now use this word in a couple of sentences to clarify its meaning.

“Dina got ghetto lipgloss all over Dean’s brand new nipple ring. Boy was Dean’s mom mad about that! And who can blame her! The woman spent over a thousand dollars on the damn thing!”

“Rosemary said that in addition to using a little ghetto lipgloss on her jacked-up, cracked-ass lips to help alleviate the dryness that she also uses some all up in her dry-ass vagina to help alleviate the dryness there too. P.S. Hey, ya’ll, I ain’t even gonna’ touch that one! Hey, can anybody say sticky fingers!”

“Look at that mom slathering huge gobs of ghetto lipgloss all over that screaming baby’s chaffed bum while fixing herself a big-ass chef salad up at the salad bar. Damn, that bitch is doin’ some serious multi-taskin’! I take my hat off to her ultra-skilled unsanitary ass!”

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