4 WAYS MARRIED MEN CAN DEAL WITH THEIR MONSTER-IN-LAW!


Guys, picture it!

After years and years of teeth whitening treatments, numerous phone number changes and one night stands you finally find a woman who turns a blind eye to your porn, doesn’t have a cow when you forget to put the toilet seat down and actually seems happy that your TV is permanently tuned to ESPN, basically your dream girl!

Your so happy you could burst rainbows, life is truly worth living, you’re floating on cloud nine then all of a sudden, POP! The bubble bursts and you come crashing down to earth and land hard on a sword. And you don’t just land on any sword my friend, you land on the worst sword of all, a double-edged sword.

To put this in dating & relationship terms guys, you finally find your version of the perfect woman that you want to marry and spend the rest of your life with. Great! Fantastic! Everything is going so well! Great! Fantastic! Then your wife-to-be takes you over to meet her parents and all of a sudden you feel like you’ve been hit by a tractor-trailer truck because you shockingly discover that you absolutely can’t stand “the witch” or to be more accurate, your future mother-in-law to be.

This can’t be happening, you think. How can the same wonderful woman that you fell in love with come from the womb of this monster! It’s just not possible! Your mind suddenly starts to reel! You think all kinds of things. You think about running, you think about crying, you think about jumping off a bridge, you even consider for a few seconds dumping the woman that you love so dearly but you quickly change your mind because after all to reiterate the fact, you do love this woman dearly. You feel yourself starting to get depressed because you don’t know what the hell you’re going to do!

After a couple of days of heavy duty thinking and a little drinking, you come to a realization. You know with every fiber of your being that you love this woman and you can’t live without her. She is “the one” and there is nothing that anyone can do, including your future monster-in-law, that will ever change that. Now that you are calm and thinking rationally you decide instead of hiring a hitman to take her out there must be something that you can do to deal with your extremely unpleasant mother-in-law when your in her presence but nothing instantly springs to mind.

Guys, first of all, I want you to relax because help is here! Below are some options that you have when it comes to dealing with your mother-in-law on a long term basis.

1. THE DOORMAT APPROACH

Guys, this method is the easiest way to deal with your mother-in-law. It’s simple really. Guys, you basically become your mother-in-law’s permanent pee-on until the day either you or her kicks the bucket. You do everything she says without ever complaining, you agree with her on everything without giving her your opinion, you never defend or stick up for yourself when she says something negative about you all with a big ol’ smile on your face. In essence, you become her doormat.

Advantages: You probably won’t have any trouble with her and she may like you all the more.

Disadvantages: You’ll probably feel like a total loser and not much of a man.

2. THE FAKE APPROACH

Guys, another approach that you can take when dealing with your mother-in-law is to become the great pretender. Basically this approach involves smiling sweetly in your mother-in-law’s face while temporarily going along with whatever she says then totally disregarding it when your out of her presence.

Advantages: Most likely to win you some points with your mother-in-law if she doesn’t catch on to what your doing, allows you to temporarily keep the peace and doesn’t make you feel like a man that’s been completely castrated.

Disadvantages: You may have to do a lot of lying which isn’t morally right and you are being partly castrated because of having to temporarily go along with things you either disagree with or don’t want to do because of your monster-in-law which is a real bummer.

3. THE “F” YOU APPROACH

This is the worst approach to take when dealing with your mother-in-law but in all fairness I have to present you with all of your options, guys. Basically, when it comes to dealing with your mother-in-law, you don’t deal with her, you do whatever the hell you want. Meaning you don’t take any crap from her, you disagree with her as much as possible, you don’t take her feelings into account at all, you act however you want, you say whatever you want, you make no effort to hide the fact that you don’t like her and you also don’t even try to get along with her.

Advantages: It may make you feel like a big powerful man and you probably won’t be getting too many visits from your mother-in-law.

Disadvantages: Constant quarreling may occur, your mother-in-law most likely will dislike you and you may have problems with your wife.

4. THE “MAKE AN EFFORT” APPROACH

Guys, this is the best method of all. Keep in mind that it is one of the hardest but usually nothing good comes easy. This approach involves at times compromising on certain issues, setting limits on certain things, being a little fake to avoid hurting your mother-in-law’s feelings, sucking it up a little when she says things that hurt your feelings and being truthful & respectful on things of importance to you when you are in her presence even when she doesn’t do it herself. The important thing is to keep trying or making an effort in order to create a good long term loving relationship with her even though at times it may seem impossible. But guys, let me tell you something, you can do it plus your family’s happiness is worth it! Just try and don’t give up!

Advantages: Your wife will love you for it and you may gain your mother-in-law’s respect.

Disadvantages: None! (Hurray!)

Guys, in the end you must remember this, only you can decide for yourself what approach to take when dealing with your mother-in-law but whatever approach that you ultimately decide to take, I want to wish you good luck and good health with it! And remember, you can do it! You can have a positive relationship with your mother-in-law or at least make an effort to! Again, good luck!

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