HUMOROUS HAIKUS!


Haiku 1: Birthday

Happy Birthday is
Half-eaten cake from your kids
World’s best weight watchers

Haiku 2: Friendship

A true friend tells you
Your breath stinks and cheers you on
All in one day’s time

Haiku 3: Birthday

Birthday’s are for Those
Who want to celebrate Life
Crow’s Feet and Hair Loss

Haiku 4: Friendship

Friends will fight sometimes
Make up all the time because
Menstrual Cycles end

Haiku 5: Thank You

Thank God for High Tea
Low-Heeled Sling Back Jimmy Choos
Husbands with Visa

Haiku 6: Birthday

Birthday Wishes come
in Small, Medium, and Large
Boxes for your Bills

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