RETRO PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION GEMS: (CINDY MCCAIN HAS DONE SOME STUPID THINGS BUT AT LEAST SHE DON’T HAVE BUMBLEBEE HAIR!)


This is a comedy piece that I wrote for the 2008 Presidential Election back in May 2008. Turn the clock temporarily back and enjoy!

Like alot of political wives before her, Cindy McCain has done alot of stupid things.

To name a few:

-Failing to release her and her husband’s tax returns like all of the other presidential candidates and their spouses have done thus looking like her and her husband have something to hide (which they probably do!) plus also fueling the fires that she is nothing more than a privileged elitist rich bitch which is a name that the majority of Democrats call her behind her badly dressed back.

-Criticizing fellow Republican party member, George Bush’s administration for not deploying enough troops during the Iraq war like she’s some kind of mathematical troop expert (Hey Cindy, I hate to be the one to break it to ya’ honey but you ain’t no John Nash!) thus fueling the fires that she is nothing more than a privileged elitist rich bitch which is a name that the majority of Republicans started calling her behind her badly dressed back after the George Bush troop deployment thing. (Hey Cindy, if you don’t think that the president sends enough troops over to the countries it’s fighting against in wartime, why the hell don’t YOU enlist in one of the services and take your ass over there and add one more soldier to the fight! I dare you Cindy! I triple dog dare you!)

-Giving a totally lame excuse when she got caught trying to rip off some recipes from The Food Network and pass them off as her own on the McCain campaign website thereby fooling absolutely noone because not for one minute does anybody think that this chick actually cooks her own meals when she probably has an army of minority servants to do it for her.

But there is one thing that separates Cindy from alot of the other political chicks in the spotlight today and that thing is that Cindy McCain doesn’t have no bumblebee hair!

So take that all of you hater democratic bitches!

This republican bombshell keeps her roots dyed regularly.  Basically when it comes to the upkeep of her hair, Cindy McCain keeps her shit tight and right!

And that goes along way baby in my book.

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