WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A GOOD CHRISTIAN AND A TOTAL PSYCHO?


If you talk about God or hand out pamphlets about God in a church, at a bible study group or in the backyard of any evangelist’s multi-million dollar twenty-five acre estate purchased from donations by their gullible-ass followers, you are a good, loving, devoted, albeit stupid-ass Christian.

(Ahhh, ain’t that sweet!)

BUT……….

If you talk about God or hand out pamphlets about God on a tour bus, a commuter train, out on the street or in a “nasty-ass-germy-i’m-hepatitis-and-i’m-going-to-get-you” public restroom (Ewww! Gross!) you are a psycho nutjob who needs to be locked up immediately in solitary confinement in a maximum security psychiatric facility for at least ten years for harrassing the American people.

That is the difference.

AMEN! GLORY, GLORY HALLELUJAH! AND GOD BLESS AMERICA!

Hey, hepatitis! You stink, literally!

P.S. I wish that when God created the earth he could have also took a little extra time to create some clean-ass public restrooms too. Hey God, I really love you but you really fucked up on that one! Royally! Public restrooms, ewww gross!

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