EVERYBODY DESERVES A CLEAN ASSHOLE RIGHT AFTER THEY HAVE JUST TAKEN A SHOWER! I MEAN IT’S LIKE IN THE CONSTITUTION OR SOMETHING!


People I am going to be extremely frank with you. Taking a shit regularly is great! It’s healthy, it’s natural, and it’s so good for you! BUT, taking a shit right after you have just taken a shower is totally unacceptable! I mean it is a total fucking oxymoron! I mean, what’s the purpose of taking a shower when you have to take a shit directly afterwards! I mean that shit, pardon the pun, doesn’t make any sense! Let’s face it people, the ultimate purpose of taking a shower is to get CLEAN! I mean you spend all that time soaping the vagina, penis and hairy-ass-deodorant-encrusted armpits and getting every other body part smelling fresh and looking squeaky clean only to get everything DIRTY and stinky just a few minutes later! What the fuck? All that scrubbing, wiping, and washing all for NOTHING! Fuuuuuuuck! Shiiiiit!

So I say to you now people, we must revolt! People, we got to get our shit together! As the intelligent-ass human beings that we are we have to become the masters and mistresses of our own destiny! And in shit terms that means that we have to dictate to our bowels when the shit will come out, how much shit will come out, what color the shit will come out, and how smelly the shit will come out! People, we have to tell our shit that it can come out of our squeaky clean assholes, sure, but only after a respectable time period. And certainly not right after we have just taken a nice hot shower! No fucking way! People, we have to stand firm with our stools! We have to be hard with our stools! No more being loose with our fucking stools! After all our just newly cleaned assholes certainly deserve it!

And people, before I go I have one last announcement to make. I have just learned that 64 freshly cleaned assholes, 1001 shitty asshole and 1 Elvis Presley impersonator have just left the building! Thank you people, thankyaverrymuch!

4 Responses so far »

  1. 1

    Only a smiling visitant here to share the love (:, btw outstanding style .

  2. 3

    I like this website it’s a master piece! Glad I found this on google.

  3. 4

    anus said,

    Inspiring quest there. What occurred after?
    Thanks!


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