TINA “KNOWLEDGEABLE” PEDEN’S POP CULTURE DICTIONARY (VOLUME 5) WHAT IS A PANE STAIN?


(Definition) A Pane Stain is an extremely dumb-ass individual who may either be the passenger or the driver of an automobile. At some point during their journey the dumb-ass imbecile actually rolls down one of the automobile’s windows and begins yelling out inappropriate or offensive things to an innocent person or persons walking down the street minding their own damn business as they pass by them.

Usually these cocksuckers or cocksuckerettes, depending on whatever the hell gender they are, are usually accompanied by either their equally moronic-ass friends or lame-ass family members. The sole reason that these cocksuckers or cocksuckerettes engage in such stupid-ass behavior is because in their stupid-ass totally delusional minds they think that this dumb-ass action will make them look cool but in reality it totally backfires on their sorry asses (Case in point, this blog post!) because to the innocent person or persons who were verbally assaulted and to alot of the other people either walking by out on the street or sitting in their automobiles who have also just witnessed this dumb-ass display they look like “why-the-hell-are-you-yelling-out-of-the-damn-window-at-a-total-stranger-ohmigod-what-the-fuck-didn’t-your-parents-or-parol-officers-teach-you-any-goddamn-manners-you-dumb-ass-uncouth-pathetic-ass” shit stain!

I will now use this phrase in a couple of sentences to clarify it’s meaning.

“Hey LaKeesha, it’s Sharonda, girl! Open up that youtube link that I just sent you! Girl, just look at those sixteen racist caucasian cops beating the living shit out of that pimply-ass african american pane stain? God, girl, I just loves me some police brutality and some youtube!”

“Jeepers creepers mom, look at that four year old pane stain with applesauce all up in her nasty-ass matted rat nest hair cussing that sweet little old italian catholic priest the fuck out just because a couple of his flock clocked her juvenile-ass upside the head with a bible, rosary and a big-ass ‘I brake for Mary Magdalene’ sippy cup! Kids, mom, go figure!”

“Nurse will you tell that pane stain cunt slut bitch, Paris Hilton to shut her muff hole! It’s not my fault that the President of the National Organization For Intelligent White Women shoved a big-ass stop sign up her right nostril at their annual rally today. That’s her own damn fault! For pete’s sake, can’t a overpaid middle-aged plastic surgeon who has only killed two people in his lifetime get a decent blow job and nut lick from Amy the dick maker from prosthetics in peace! Jeez, Louise!”

6 Responses so far »

  1. 1

    Awesome post! I will keep an on eye on your blog.

  2. 3

    Couldn’t have said it better myself.

  3. 5

    chest fat said,

    Awesome post! I will keep an on eye on your blog.

  4. 6

    I love reading this blog. Keep up the good work!


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