TINA “KNOWLEDGEABLE” PEDEN’S POP CULTURE DICTIONARY (VOLUME 6) WHAT DOES THE PHRASE “DEPENDS RIDIN’ ALL UP (HER/HIS/THEIR) NASTY-ASS BOOTY CRACK” MEAN?


(Definition) The phrase depends ridin’ all up (her/his/their) nasty-ass booty crack refers to a kinky-ass elderly person who has a self-punishment fetish and likes to wear a depends undergarment or diaper three sizes too small so that they can get off. After they get off, the old fart really likes to kick up the kink factor by getting really pissed off at the littlest or most insignificant thing that a person or persons of the younger generation does thereby allowing them to get off again. Basically the only way that these dinosaurs can get some satisfaction or have an orgasm is to blow insignificant shit way out of proportion, get pissed off at the younger generation and wear a tight-ass diaper. These bitches are fucking kinky!!!

I will now use this phrase in a couple of sentences to clarify it’s meaning.

“Hey Sean, I told that old bag who lives across the street from us with the depends ridin’ all up her nasty-ass booty crack that if she rats our gang out to the police one more time just because we pissed on her begonia’s we’re gonna’ light her ass up! By the by, dude, why is she french kissing and rubbing that garden hose that way?”

“Did you see the look that that bitch-ass couple from the eternal gardens nursing home gave Barbara just now? Talk about having a depends ridin’ all up their nasty-ass booty cracks! When all that sweet girl, Barbara did was call the health department and report to them that she smelled some dead old people when she walked by apartment 8 yesterday. But dude, after a through investigation from the health department it turned out that there were no dead old people, the health department told us that that godawful stench coming from their apartment was boiled up moldy-ass red cabbage with a shitload of squirrel meat in it. By the by, dude, why are those old geezers moaning and groaning like that on the bus stop bench?”

“Golly dad, I can’t believe grandpa has got a big ol’ depends ridin’ all up his nasty-ass booty crack just because I told him that he had 24 new wrinkles under his left armpit! My math teacher, Mrs. Swinton told me to practice my arithmetic as much as I could when i’m at home and that’s what I am doing. Must I be persecuted in my own home for doing my homework?” By the by, dad, my favorite dude, grandpa left sticky white goo all over the bathroom floor again. Who’s going to clean that shit up?”

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