TO ALL OF MY NASTY-ASS LESBIAN GIRLS, THIS REVISED SONG MADE FAMOUS BY LESLEY GORE IS EXPRESSLY FOR YOU!


I revised the lyrics of the song, “It’s My Party And I’ll Cry If I Want To!” by Lesley Gore for all of my lesbian girls out there with a wicked nasty sense of humor! Hey naughty-ass lesbian girls, this ones for you!

And by the by, Lesley Gore, kudos to you for coming out of the closet in 2005!
And boos to the media for not really making it well known until 2006!
Even though I was born in 1970 and you recorded the majority of your music in the 1960’s, this heterosexual black babe really likes your music!
So sister, since you have done so much to entertain heteros, like me, it’s the millennium and thanks to courageous women like you we now see so many women coming out of the closet and demanding equal rights for the beautiful people that they are. Thank you sister, thank you! Now, it’s my turn to entertain you!
Sister, I dedicate this song to you too!

This song is my parody of Lesley Gore’s hit song, It’s My Party.

It is in the style of Weird Al Yankovic’s hit parody song, Eat It, which lampoons the late great Michael Jackson’s monster hit song, Beat It.

Nasty-ass Lesbo Xmas Party

(Verse 1)
Everybody knows where my Jenny has gone
(To eat some cunt)
Julie left at the same time
Why was she holding her hand
(Merry Christmas bitch, because she was happy she was going to get to eat some cunt)
When that lying cheating two-timing bitch was supposed to be eating mine
This Christmas party really sucks, literally
Anyway, as Ellen DeGeneres would say

(Chorus)
It’s my nasty-ass lesbian Christmas party, and I’ll cry and cum if I want to
Cry and cum if I want to, cry and cum if I want to
You would cry and cum too if Jenny tongue-fucked the shit outta’ you

(Verse 2)
Playin’ horny-ass music on my damn ipod, keep masterbatin’ all night
Bitches, if you know what’s good for you you’ll leave me the fuck alone for a while
‘Cause till Jenny’s tongue-fuckin’ the shit outta’ me
This pissed off sexually frustrated lesbo has got no reason to smile
Have a Merry Christmas, bitches, now take a fuckin’ hike
Anyway, as Ellen DeGeneres would say

(Chorus)
It’s my nasty-ass lesbian Christmas party, and I’ll cry and cum if I want to
Cry and cum if I want to, cry and cum if I want to
You would cry and cum too if Jenny tongue-fucked the shit outta’ you

(Verse 3)
Like Elton John and Santa Claus would say, ho, ho, ho, the bitch, the bitch, the bitch is back
Two hours later, Julie and Jenny finally walk through the damn door
Like a tongue-fucked queen with her fucker whore
Julie’s wearin’ her brand new red and green tongue ring that Jenny bought her for Christmas from the jersey shore
Oh, what a merry ol’ rotten-ass surprise
No fist pumpin’ here, baby
I can’t wait till later cause’ those bitches are gonna leave here with two black eyes
Merry Christmas and Happy black eyed New Year, bitches
Ya’ll in for one hell of a surprise
Anyway, as Ellen DeGeneres would say

(Chorus)
It’s my nasty-ass lesbian Christmas party, and I’ll cry, cum and fight if I want to
Cry, cum and fight if I want to, cry, cum and fight if I want to
You would cry, cum and fight too if Jenny tongue-fucked the shit outta’ you

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