WHEN IT COMES TO DATING JUST HOW FAKE ARE YOU?


Hey guys, how many times have you put on a monkey suit or cleaned your apartment from top to bottom just to impress a date when if the truth be told you are the biggest faded t-shirt and jeans wearing slob on the planet? Gals, how many times have you had your legs waxed or cooked a fancy meal for a date when in actuality you are the undisputed stubble queen of takeout?

Tell me, when it comes to dating, how fake are you?

P.S. Hey gals, do you want to meet some hot guys who put lifts in their shoes so that they can add a couple of inches to their height? Hey guys, do you want to meet some hot J-Lo wannabes who wear padded drawers so that they can add a couple of inches to their bootys? If so, try visiting the many online dating services where you probably won’t get busted for being fake like Match.com, eHarmony.com or AdultFriendFinder.com and create a fake, I mean, fabulous profile.

Whew!

Good luck!

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