HAPPY ST. PATRICK’S DAY: HEY, BARKEEP! ARE YOU THE NEXT SAM “MAYDAY” MALONE? IF SO, “CHEERS” TO YOU!


Hey Barkeep, do you want to be the next Sam “Mayday” Malone? If so, here are the requirements:

1. You must be a single good-looking man

2. Who drives a corvette

3. Has a neurotic and uptight ex-girlfriend named Diane

4. Only hires waitresses that are petite and rude

5. Has a lame-ass friend who is a mailman

6. Has a kick-ass friend who doesn’t have a steady job and
drinks alot of beer

7. Has a daybed in his office at the bar
for his afternoon trysts with any good-looking woman with
a pulse

8. Once was a major league baseball player

9. Who had an alcohol problem but is sober now

10. And currently has a huge bald spot in the back of the head which
is covered with a toupee

TO ALL OF YOU NEW-FANGLED SAM “MAYDAY” MALONE’S OUT THERE, I WANT TO SAY “CHEERS” AND GOOD LUCK BECAUSE YOU HAVE SOME PRETTY BIG SHOES TO FILL, WEAR A CONDOM TO PROTECT YOURSELVES FROM STD’S AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST RUN LIKE HELL IF YOU SEE A CHICK WHO LOOKS LIKE DIANE CHAMBERS/SHELLEY LONG COMING TOWARDS YOU AND ALSO HAVE A VERY HAPPY ST. PATRICK’S DAY! CHEERS!

P.S. To all of you Sam “Mayday” Malone hounds out there, you might also want to take a trip to Boston to see the pub that inspired the hit series, “Cheers” and created an 80’s television legend. For more info, click on Cheers Boston.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: