TINA KNOWLEDGEABLE PEDEN’S DATING TIPS FOR MEN! (TIP 3) THERE ARE SOME THINGS THAT YOU DON’T PLAY WITH ON A DATE, BUDDY!


Play with it in a darkened movie theatre or at home in your locked bedroom but guys, NEVER, I repeat, NEVER, play with it while you are out on a date!  (Not unless your date is really kinky!)
Trust me guys, nothing turns off a female faster than seeing a guy constanly twirling his hair playfully around his finger and tossing it around like he is in one of those dopey shampoo commercials.
Guys, a woman won’t hate you because your beautiful, she’ll hate you because you’re totally lame!
In other words guys, leave your hair the hell alone!
(FOR EMERGENCIES ONLY:  If you are a man out on a date and suddenly are hit with a powerful urge to start twirling your hair around your finger or even worse, tossing it around like you are in one of those dopey shampoo commercials, for the love of god, get the fuck away from your date as fast as you can!  Leave that chick in the damn dust!  Then immediately seek out your nearest elementary school.  Either get permission to enter the school from a staff member or simply break into the muthafucker!  After all, this is an emergency and the police will understand and not arrest you for breaking and entering after you have told them the reason why you had to do it.  Anyhoo, once inside of the elementary school immediately go to the nearest chalkboard and write the following phrase, “I AM A MAN HEAR ME ROAR!  I’M NOT GONNA’ PLAY WITH IT ANYMORE!”  Be sure to write this phrase on the chalkboard at least 100 times or at least until the urge to twirl and toss your hair around like they do in all of those dopey shampoo commercials subsides.)

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