MAKE A NEW YEAR’S RESOLUTION TO ……….


What kind of person are you?
(Choose one of the answers below.)

Question:
If you see a bluejay sitting peacefully on top of a satellite dish right outside of your window avidly watching the traffic go by out on the street, what do you do?

A.     Say “ahhh, isn’t that cute” then avoid opening your window or curtains fully so that you won’t scare the sweet creature away.

B.     Hurriedly find your digital camera and capture the shot so that you can try to make a little money off of this cute little scene on one of the many stock photo websites like Shutterstock.com.

C.     Tap on the window loudly in an effort to get rid of this traffic-watching loser.

D.     Hurriedly fill a glass half full with water then quickly and quietly open the window with one hand and as soon as that sucker is open literally give that bluejay “a bird bath” by throwing the half full glass of water at the bird then laugh your ass off about it for 30 minutes when you hit your target.

E.     Immediately call the satellite dish provider and report that the bird has been stealing cable television for over 6 minutes then hang up and laugh your ass off about the call for two hours.

Well folks, whatever kind of person that you are and hopefully you aren’t a letter “D” person, make a New Year’s Resolution to be better this year and do whatever you can within the law of course to make that happen.

HAPPY NEW YEAR 2013 EVERYONE!

P.S.     Bluejays rule!

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