Hey, just because he’s name after English royalty doesn’t mean that he’s destined for greatness or any other kind of “ness” for that matter.
Henry Cavill, the British white boy best known for two things:
The first being playing semi-adequate second fiddle, Charles Brandon, 1st Duke of Suffolk, to bad boy British actor, Jonathan Rhys Meyers who portrayed King Henry VIII on the former hit Showtime series, The Tudors from 2007-2010.
And second for often fucking any lady or wench with a pulse on that show.
That’s quite a resume, people!
Anyhoo, to make a long story somewhat short, Henry Cavill is the lucky-ass motherfucker that was ultimately picked to play superhero extraordinaire, Superman in the latest installment of the popular comic book series that’s slated to be released in June 2013.
And in my opinion, I think Hollywood made a big mistake!
No offense people or Mr. Cavill, Henry may actually do a stellar job and perhaps may even win an Oscar for Best Actor for his portrayal of this iconic character but to me, big fucking deal! I still think Hollywood made a big mistake!
To me, Henry Cavill will always be a nasty-ass sixteenth century man whore. That’s just how it is, baby!
Folks, don’t get me wrong, in Henry’s defense he’s no where near the nasty-ass new millenium 21st century man whore that Australian actor, Ryan Kwanten portrays on HBO’s hit series, True Blood as Jason Stackhouse but he’s damn close!
And this is the main reason why I have such beef with this guy portraying Superman.
And folks before I go any further it has absolutely nothing to do with the fact that Henry Cavill is British born and Superman is the ultimate symbol of Americana.
I personally think that Texas American born, Renee Zellweger did a kick ass job as British diary writing icon, Bridget Jones so that nationality shit doesn’t really matter to me however the nasty-ass sixteenth century man whore thing does.
Let’s face facts people, acting wize, Henry Cavill is no Renee Zellweger and he certainly is no Daniel Day Lewis, the kick-ass British actor who did a phenomenal job portraying American President Abraham Lincoln!
I’ll tell ya’ it’s a damn shame when every time that I think of the upcoming Man of Steel movie, i’m picturing sordid scenes like Superman screwing Lois Lane doggy style on top of editor in chief, Perry White’s desk!
Oh well, what’s done is done!
Being a big fan of Superman, I really hope that Henry Cavill does a great job and doesn’t turn the iconic superhero character into a soft core porn joke.
Anyhoo, Superman, you go Man of Steel!
P.S. Christopher Reeve and George Reeves portrayals of Superman were the best and still are the best to this day so suck on that Henry Cavill!