Archive for March, 2014

IN HONOR OF REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ATLANTA PORSHA STEWART & KENYA MOORE’S BRAWL AT THE TAPING OF THE RHOA REUNION I WROTE THIS SONG CALLED MEOW TV!


MEOW TV

(Verse 1)

-I turn the tv to the Bravo Channel and I hear,
-Girl, you throwin’ shade,
-Get outta’ my face, bitch,
-You ain’t no real friend,
-Quit lying cause’ I have always been,
-Drama, drama, drama,
-And then the claws come out,

(Chorus)

-Meow, scratch,
-Meow tv,
-It’s tacky,
-It’s fighty,
-Meow, scratch,
-Meow tv,
-Don’t enrich me,
-Only entertains me,
-Meow, scratch,
-Meow tv,
-Come on, baby,
-These bitches drive me crazy,
-Meow, scratch,
-Meow tv,
-Lots of ladies,
-Broke-ass or in mercedes,
-Meow, scratch,
-Meow tv,
-Cheap production fee,
-Makes alot of money,
-Meow, scratch,
-Meow tv,
-Self respect nonexistent honey,
-Fame and money is lord, baby,
-Meow, scratch,
-Meow tv,
-Unlikely win an emmy,
-Shit’s here to stay, baby,
-Meow, scratch,
-Meow tv,
-Raise your glass to Meow tv,
-And pop a Xanax before drinking your sweet tea,
-And before watching all of the drama on Meow tv!

(Verse 2)

-Honey, twirl your ass on outta’ here,
-Ladies, let’s keep it all the way real,
-You bitches are just jealous of my jesus jugs,
-She gettin’ on my nerves, she needs to shutup,
-Bitch whatchu’ gonna’ do, who gonna’ check me boo,
-Drama, drama, drama,
-And then the claws come out,

(Chorus)

(Verse 3)

-NeNe and Vicki, original gangstas and ultra queen bees,
-What those chicks need is a really good read,
-At least I know what the underground railroad is,
-Honey, you didn’t know what vagina your husband was sticking his dick in,
-Shut the fuck up before I knock your teeth down your throat,
-Drama, drama, drama,
-And then the claws come out,

(Chorus)

To view the rest of my lyrics please go to:                                 http://songbay.co/view-lyric/3147/  

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