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SANTA BABY STOCKING STUFFED WITH SANTA BABY LYRICS!


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With my favorite holiday approaching I think that this is the appropriate time to share with you one of my favorite Christmas songs, Santa Baby.  The lyrics are below.  Many people have recorded this song but my favorite singer of this song is Eartha Kitt! Happy Holidays!  Enjoy!

SANTA BABY LYRICS:

(Baboom baboom baboom baboom)
(Baboom baboom baboom baboom)
Santa Baby, just slip a sable under the tree
For me
Been an awful good girl
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa baby, a fifty-four convertible too
Light blue
I’ll wait up for you, dear
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight

Think of all the fun I’ve missed
Think of all the fellas that I haven’t kissed
Next year I could be just as good
If you’ll check off my Christmas list
Santa baby, I want a yacht and really that’s not a lot
Been an angel all year
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa honey, one little thing I really need the deed
To a platinum mine
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa cutie, and fill my stocking with a duplex
And checks
Sign your ‘x’ on the line
Santa cutie, so hurry down the chimney tonight

Come and trim my Christmas tree
With some decorations bought at Tiffany
I really do believe in you
Let’s see if you believe in me

Santa baby, forgot to mention one little thing
A ring
I don’t mean on the phone
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight
Hurry down the chimney tonight
Hurry, tonight

Songwriters
JOAN JAVITS, PHILIP SPRINGER, TONY SPRINGER

 

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MAKE IT RAIN, BABY! (A SONG WRITTEN BY TINA “KNOWLEDGEABLE” PEDEN)


(A club anthem for all of the rappers in the world!)

 

-Make it rain, baby,

-Ooooh,

-Rappers, king of clubland,

-Make it rain, baby,

-Ooooh,

-Champagne in their hand,

-Make it rain, baby,

-Ooooh,

-Surrounded by entourage with contraband,

-Make it rain, baby,

-Ooooh,

-Big booty’s bouncin’ to music of the houseband,

-Make it rain, baby,

-Ooooh,

-Clothes, grillz and jewelry all blinged out including timberlands,

-Make it rain, baby,

-Ooooh,

-Fat stacks of cash thrown in air, flutter, then they land,

-Make it rain, baby,

-Ooooh,

-Patrons yell excitedly, “That’s fifty grand!”

-Make it rain, baby,

-Ooooh,

-Strippers fill up money in their g-string waistbands,

-Make it rain, baby,

-Ooooh,

-Other staffers also take home a thousand,

-Make it rain, baby,

-Ooooh,

-Rapper’s perform hit songs at mic stand,

-Make it rain, baby,

-Ooooh,

-Crowd goes wild, club looks like a multi-colored wasteland,

-Make it rain, baby,

-Ooooh,

-I’m the best damn rapper in the world, ya’ll better recognize and understand,

-Make it rain, baby,

-Ooooh,

-Later, sex with strippers who can do many a handstand,

-Make it rain, baby,

-Ooooh,

-V.I.P. private parties that cater to a rapper’s every demand,

-Make it rain, baby,

-Ooooh,

-Jealous fools in the club insult and try to reprimand,

-Make it rain, baby,

-Ooooh,

-Posse carries rapper’s swag to the limo featuring only the best name brands,

-Make it rain, baby,

-Ooooh,

-So many damn perks can’t even count on twenty hands,

-Make it rain, baby,

-Ooooh,Se

-Rappin’s the best damn job in the world it’s like a modern day wonderland,

-So make it rain, baby,

-Make it rain, baby,

-Make it rain, baby,

-Make it rain, baby,

-Make it rain, baby,

-Make it rain, baby,

(Fade out)

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THE SUCCESSFUL SONGWRITER’S MOTTO!


-It could be the dumbest song in the world,
-Who the hell cares,
-Just as long as you get off your butt and write it,
-Just as long as you pour your heart and soul into it,
-Just as long as you personally like it,
-It don’t have to be rocket science honey,
-Now put your Sara Bareilles “Brave” underwear on and put it out there,
-And you never know,
-One person out there may really vibe with it,
-And another one out there may actually even buy it,
-But even if the public don’t buy your hardworked on song,
-Remember you did everything right and not a damn thing wrong,
-You accomplished something alot of others couldn’t which is you wrote a song,
-And whether you did it sober or sucking on a Denver Colorado marijuana bong,
-Girl or boy, you are so strong,
-And you have one big fucking dong,
-So honey do a twirl and move along,
-And write your next hit, bomb, brilliant or crappy-ass next song!

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SCONES & TEA!


Verse 1:

-More tea, my lady,
-Thank you, mummy,
-You look beautiful in that frock from my wardrobe, my lady,
-Thank you, mummy,
-Do you need to go to the loo, my lady,
-No thank you, mummy,
-Time to check the chocolate chip scones from the oven, my lady,
-Must you really, mummy,
-Do you want them to burn, my lady,
-Now you’re really being cheeky, mummy,

Chorus:

-Scones and tea,
-Make me feel like aristocratic royalty,
-Having so much fun with mummy,
-Keep playing forever with me,
-At my fairy tale afternoon tea party, 
-Build mummy/daughter cherished memory,
-In photo album for all the world to see,
-Happy Mother’s Day, I love you mummy,

Verse 2:

-Do you want to do the waltz now, my lady,
-Yes I do, daddy,
-Do you want me to fight that big ol’ dragon now, my lady,
-Yes I do, daddy,
-Do you want me to crown you with this pink tiara now, my lady,
-Yes I do, daddy,
-After all of this hard work can I get some hugs and kisses from you now, my lady,
-Is it something that you feel strongly about and truly need from me, daddy,
-Good god yes, my beloved and extremely cheeky little lady,
-Then I shall come forth and proceed but since we still have lots to do I will make it quick, daddy,

Chorus:

-Scones and tea,
-Make me feel like aristocratic royalty,
-Having so much fun with daddy,
-Keep playing forever with me,
-At my fairy tale afternoon tea party, 
-Build daddy/daughter cherished memory,
-In photo album for all the world to see,
-Happy Father’s Day, I love you daddy,

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ROCK N’ ROLL IS MY FASHION!


-Leather pants crotch perspire,
-Hell no punk we won’t hire,
-Boy, you a girl with that long-ass hair,
-Dude, screw you, I do what I want, I don’t care,

-Cause’ rock n’ roll is my fashion,
-No code of conduct, rebel bastion,
-Like little black dress always gonna’ be in style,
-Dude, I need hairspray and nail polish from that aisle,
-One size definitely does not fit all,
-Drives Tipper Gore and PMRC up a wall,
-That’s why I will always love rock n’ roll,
-Hail, hail, sex, drugs and rock n’ roll, 
-And don’t forget the almighty stripper pole! 

-Guitar lessons electric guitar,
-Beautiful women expensive car,
-Love rocking out with my cock out on stage with many a fan,
-Screw concussion from getting hit in head with beer can,

To read more of my words please click on Rock n’ Roll is my Fashion!

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WHAT HOURS DO YOU SELL BOOZE?


Sorry, I don’t know what hours we sell liquor maam,
When I heard those words I thought really goddamn,
Cause’ if I was any kind of a store employee,
That is the first thing for certain I would know baby,
For me, for a store to be legit,
They better know what hours they sell their 50 proof shit,
I mean one of the best perks of the damn job,
For any hardworking minimum wage paid store slob,
Would be after work Miller time, hey, and a shot of Jim Beam,
And if this customer comes after hours and can’t buy hootch i’m gonna’ scream,
And if this customer calls for the hours and gets transferred alot cause’ you don’t know,
You better believe i’m gonna’ be pissed and tell your ass where to go,
So 7-Eleven, CVS, Walmart and all other stores regarding training, do your damn job,
You so-called friendly convenience corporations before your confronted by an angry mob,
And first have your employees memorize what hours your store sells the liquor at,
And this Sherlock Holmes will find it in any store aisle less than a minute flat,
Baby, I promise you that!

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HEY LYRICISTS AND SONGWRITERS: UPLOAD YOUR WRITTEN LYRICS AT SONGBAY AND MAKE SOME CASH!


Are you a lyricist or songwriter who wants to make some money off of their songs on a legitimate website?

If so, then pay a visit to SongBay and get started!

My official SongBay artist’s page is located at:  http://www.songbay.co/artists/4490/

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